The Funniest And Most Wholesome Things Kids Say About Our Furry Friends

Kids have no filter. 

We all know that and most of the time, are grateful for it. 

Kids R The Best Screenwriters is a new and hilarious Facebook page filled with adorable and honest quotes from real kids around the world. 

The brilliant page was originally created by a couple from Israel, Assaf and Sarit Katz, who started documenting their three daughter's insights and share it on Facebook. 

It wasn't long until Kids R The Best Screenwriters became a huge success in Israel, with a solid community of parents sending their own kids pearls of wisdom and a best-selling book based on those quotes. 

We have gathered some of the funniest things kids said about cats, dogs, ants, and other animals.   

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    Text - Nate (5) slightly bangs his leg and starts crying. Aunt: How can I help you? You want ice? Nate: No. Aunt: Do you want a bandaid? A Cast? An ambulance? Nate: No. Aunt: So what do you want? Nate (in tears): A Dog. ВУ =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - SHEEPING PILLS Road Trip through nature. Scarlet (7) looking through binoculars. Scarlet: Wow, look how many sheeps are over there. Dad, jokingly: Well, how many? Scarlet:I can't count, i'll fall asleep. BY EKids R the best screenwriters QUOTE REAL KIDS!
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    Text - WANTEDI SOmething to love * No matter breed, religion, or color of fur. "Mom, can we get a dog, or a cat, or at least a baby?" Gal (5) I REAL QUOTES EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS!
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    Text - BEST DAD EVER, "Dad, you're my favorite pet." Doron (4) BY REAL EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! QUOTES
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    Text - Milk Mom and Matan (5.5) see 3 fire trucks one after the other. Mom: There must be a big fire. Matan: Or maybe 3 cats got stuck on a tree. REAL =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! QUOTES
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    Text - "Roni, Don't be scared. It's a toy lion- he only eats toys!" Scarlet (4.5) =Kids R the best screenwriters
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    Text - BY MommY, WHERE DO BATS COME FROM? The boys jump around and bump into each other. Byron (6): Let's try to not bump our butts against each other, because, you know... coronavirus. Paul (5): But we don't have coronavirus. It doesn't come from butts. It comes from bats. EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL euOΤεS
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    Text - DAD? "Mom, I don't understand why everyone asks what came first, the egg or the chicken... it's clearly the chicken. Because if God would make the egg first then he would need to hatch it by himself!" Dawn(5) EKids R the best screenwriters
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    Text - HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Carmel (6) vacuums and says she vacuumed an ant. Mom: Oh poor ant. Don't you think that's not so good for her? Carmel: No Mom I vacuumed 5 more ants before, so she will meet them all and they will all be there together! BY REAL =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! QUOTES
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    Mammal - Ali (5): Mom, you want to hear something sad that happened to Ella? Mom: What happened to her? Ali: Her old dog died and now God has a dog. EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL
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    Text - Night Quote Mom: Zohar, What do want to be when you grow up? Zohar(5): I want to put nail polish and grow goats. you BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - Smokey, I'm Your Father. Effy (6) Playing Cinderella and mopping the floor. "I'm here cleaning and every one else went to the Ball, Step-mom, step-sisters, and the step-cat." BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES REAL
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    And just because we couldn't resist it, here are 3 more that aren't animal-related

    Text - YES! MAYBE PROMISE! OH, SORRY. The teacher asks the class: What is a promise? Scarlet (8): A promise is when you want to do something, but you know there's not enough time, so you promise. ВУ EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL
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    Text - Night Quote Elon (5.5) is playing on the jungle gym and a girl who speaks russian approaches him. The girl speaks and Elons nods his head a couple times. The girl's mom asks Elon: You speak Russian too? Elon: No. But with girls it's very important to agree and not ask questions. QUOTE IN =Kids R the best screenwriters REAL LIFE
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    Text - Ouch... Tamar (5): Mom are you and Dad still growing? Mom: No honey, we're done growing. Tamar: So why do you always say "This is too small, now... This doesn't fit me anymore..."? Kids R the best screenwriters UOTES BL KIDS! REAL A QUOTE
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